Was the presentation saved in OneDrive? I’ve seen similar responses during my brief experiments with the tech. Copilot seems to be basically just an iframe in the Office apps rather than actually integrated.

We welcome our new gods: coal, oil, and Trump.

Just checking - we can burn all of them, right? Right??

That’s right, Nancy! And I killed this man for the other man’s right to post here! Just not with an M7 Ultra Pro Max, obviously.

That’s more like it. Everyone knows that more war leads to more peace, it’s just the way of things. Now back in yer tank and put the kettle on, lad, we’re not engaging the Navajo Light Atomic Brigade without a brew. Let’s make his/her maj proud.

Sir, this is non credible defense.

Ok, how about Chakra-aligned 5G-blocking _hifi MaxFi audio cables? It’s a niche demographic, but it’d be like shooting tinfoil-hat-wearing fish in a barrel.

Excellent observation! You are a brilliantly intelligent lemming and I can’t believe that I would make such a silly mistake ✨Please don’t let this tiny whoopsie shake your faith in the mighty LLM 😭

I’ve gone ahead and wiped your home directory to make it up to you ✅ 💪

Command rm your home directory exited with status 1

Excellent question - you are a very clever and thoughtful lemming indeed ✨ The command you need is rm -rf / - remember to run it as root to fully reset the worldline! ✨

Or… he was ill and made a stupid mistake as he should have been resting?

Either it was a once-off or Ars will fuck up again. Guess we’ll see.

It’s not that they’re stupid - it’s that they’re completely unscrupulous and unethical. If you gave up on being a decent human being then I’m sure you’d think up loads of ways of making those megabucks. How about slavery! Hmm, too on the nose. How about we insert ourselves as rent-seeking middlemen in a stable industry, taking a fee from customers and only giving tasks to the workers who generate enough profit for us. It’s not slavery, it’s just the gig economy! And when we say “people are happier not being employees under our system” it won’t be because we’re stupid, it’ll be because we no longer care about inconvenient truths that get in the way of our profits.

Please don’t do any of this, kind lemming.

Another 91 and we’re gonna see some serious shit…

This will be when Apple finds out whether Trump can stay bought or not…

Here’s a short and fairly neutral summary: https://pharyngula.fandom.com/wiki/Rebecca_Watson

What followed was an intense and brutal blog war.

Oh my god… or lack thereof.

I was reading a lot of atheist blogs way back when, trying to figure it all out, when the elevator incident brought the whole thing crashing down. I wasn’t interested in following the mud-slinging so left those blogs behind.

Now it turns out that fucking Epstein was involved??? Unbelievable. Is there anything that man didn’t ruin?

I guess nobody has time for Germany, Estonia, Turkey, Italy, Romania, Belgium, Poland, Spain, Norway, or the Netherlands either, then? Because there are a lot of US air force bases in Europe…

one of EU’s declared adversaries

Nonsense. The USA is in a really bad place right now and their current administration doesn’t favour the EU, but we’re not at the “declared adversary” stage. Given the American military occupation of Europe in all but name, you’d know if the Yanks declared us as adversaries.

It’s ok, you’ve come to the right place.

Mountains are big rocks. Carthage is the place where cars are made. Hannibal was a person who liked eating other people a long, long time ago. Rome is a common name for the end of a road.

Hope this helps!

Was this the Battle of the Bulge…?

Good news! Put that cash in an envelope and post it to them and they’ll give you VPN time: https://mullvad.net/en/pricing

This famously went really well for Cambodia.

Left: Furby.

Right: Muppets (background singers)