Owned by Paramount, do not consume.

JNN guaranteed to be more honest than any of the big media (with exception to The Onion, America’s finest news source).

This picture smells like rotting cabbage and dirty diapers. Had to add that smell-o-vision subtext for the visually impaired.

Stop buying name brand everything. Try all the international foods at Aldi’s. Buy everything pre-owned. Grow as much of your own food as possible. Cancel your subscriptions. Invest in a pirate hat, eye patch and a good eu vpn like mulvad. Participate in this economy as little as possible. Stay strong my friends.

Send some billionaires in a fancy sub! They have a great track record in the deep.

1-800-kars-4-kids

Fuck both of them.

He didn’t skip it. Boss man told him he wasn’t allowed since it would be past his bed time.

Check eBay for used enterprise machines. Dell optiplex 7050, Lenovo m75, HP elitedesk 705 or 800. All pretty cheap and have availability in the mini format. Find an Intel x550 card for 10gbe if needed.

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No, pretty sure if this was realistic, Kevin would be wearing a dress and Donny would be rubbing his hands together in anticipation.

Is that the light board they strapped to the helicopter in Independence Day? Aliens didn’t like that…

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Forgot about that one. The beta was so bad I refused to play at original release.

She was Florida AG during all that jazz. Why does she look so nervous? Is she maybe listed in those unreleased files?

2028!

You forgot poopy pants.

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