Biden can still die in the next couple months

Man I thought I was Jokerfied before but I literally just had a multi minute hysterical laughing fit

Kamala can still be president if Biden croaks

that band with the guitar nonce

BEEP BEEP BEEP

This completed my jokerification

While we wouldn’t be concerned if he was learning a useful second language

Arabic is the 5th most spoken language in the world

he’s also got Slovene genes from his mom, Slovenians are like the tallest people in the world.

Anarky Me

Juan Guaido

on the left

impossible

Yuri’s Revenge

Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months

My parents are middle class turbolibs (Colbert watching, RBG autobiography reading, “Because Trump” wine glass owning turbolibs) so I was a lib growing up. When I was about 16 I decided I was a libertarian. I don’t think there was a coherent reason why, I think I just wanted to be different from my parents while keeping true to the social issues I actually cared about (gay rights, racial equality, dude weed lmao, etc.). I was naive and didn’t understand how economics or governance or anything worked lol.

One evening when I was 19 I stumbled across r/collapse (good then, less so post-covid), and fell down the rabbit hole of just how bad we’re fucked climatewise (accelerating carbon emissions, microplastics, ocean acidification, topsoil loss, severe wildlife decline, etc.). This shattered my entire worldview and I went into a full doomer depression spiral for about a year. Most of the people talking about this stuff were leftists (e.g. the Ashes Ashes guys), and I eventually came out the other end as a communist (though still a doomer, we’re really fucked )

Of course violence is wrong! don’t you know you’re supposed to to defeat fascists?

Imagine being a youtuber and someone tries to assassinate the president while wearing your merch lol

libel time lmao