
Don’t worry, the WaPo headline writer fucked up. They contracted “the fastest measured since the start of the dataset in 1880” to “the fastest since 1880”, when they are very different.
Climate change was going at its slow natural pace in the 19th century, they just didn’t measure it in this particular way yet. Ice cores show us climate change history over a much longer period.
No, we’re just competing with other mass extinctions at this point. Asteroid impacts, lakes of lava the size of continents, the entire world choking on toxic fumes at once, that’s the scale of disaster that capitalism is. Yellowstone can’t touch this.










Risk is their business model. As long as assets aren’t a total loss, the more risk, the higher premiums, the more profit.
While climate change does turn many assets into a total loss, it also puts assets that were previously very safe at risk, which means more profit again. And it makes people scared, the perfect mindset to buy overpriced insurance policies.
The “insurance crisis” is an intentional reframing of the expected destruction of an entire way of life as something with insurance markets. It keeps the ball in their court, thinking of economic levers to support the health of the insurance market rather than recognizing that we’re looking at a region becoming uninhabitable and the whole spectrum of human and economic consequences of that.
So by talking about an “insurance crisis”, insurance companies increase the chance of subsidies or other government support, at the small cost of distracting them from the world being on fire.