they refuse to use Jira because it’s “too complicated”

Honestly, based.

have me log ticket statuses in a spreadsheet instead

I take it back. Good god.

“Huh, moss that grows near ice. What would you call that.”

“Moss-ice?”

“Too long. I want something shorter.”

"Mice.

'Scuse me while I go pirate 1,000,000 copies of “The Return” by Seb McKinnon.

Nice code golf challenge.

Jesus. I guess we’re going to have to start figuring out how to reverse engineer our keyboards so we can install QMK on random built-in laptop keyboards and cheap Logitech membrane keyboards to repair the damage Microsoft has done to them.

cheese and diet coke

Completely untrue.

Americans survive on “processed cheese product” and diet coke.

Tacos, anyone?

I might add health concerns to that list along with cost and taste. Allergens and sodium content, for instance. Also a concern about being “highly processed”.

Not that that’s not an issue with animal-based foods. But Impossible is still “new and different” and if Impossible turned out to be terrible for you, it wouldn’t be the first time something new and different (even something new and different that was touted by some as being better for you) resulted in a public health crisis. (I’m referring to trans fats in particular here.)

The kind who spends more time compiling than using my system.

Hey Netflix, I have an idea for a show.

Literally anything that doesn’t mention AI at all. There’s enough vomit on my TV already.

Well, you can look at the description of the video where it says among other things “I use some form of AI application to make all my videos and have for the last 3 years”.

As others have mentioned, the video you posted is (largely/mostly?) AI-generated content. And I think a fair amount of Lemmy users (like myself) are pretty rabidly disdainful of anything AI-generated and will object to anything AI-generated that’s posted. (Rightfully so IMO.)

Yup.

Slop.

Not sure I see the point of impeaching Noem when Trump is right there.

Wait, where’s Gentoo?

Do they though? I think the one thing nearly every US American can agree on is that shit’s fucked. They all disagree on the cause or solution. (And half of people are high on fascist propaganda from FOX news or worse. And they’re the ones actively causing the worst problems in the country.) But I don’t think there’s any significant amount of people in the US thinking “yeah, this is how a country should be.” It’s just that some are like “we’re fucked because capitalism” and others are like “we’re fucked because we haven’t killed all the brown people yet”. (And even the ones who are a little less delusional, are throwing their hands up saying “too bad there’s nothing we can do about it”.)

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

All he can hear is “ch”.