Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.

“Be kind to your knees. You’ll miss them when they’re gone.” - The Sunscreen Song

According to serial mind-rapist Spock?

Hard-braking is usually an indicator of bad drivers.

Though I’ve seen some roads that seem like they were designed to cause accidents.

There was one off-ramp in downtown Houston my dad took with me. It was a ramp that led to another elevated highway, so it was pretty far off the ground. But you don’t see until you’re already in it just how sharp the one-lane turn is…

I had never seen him get that close to losing his cool while driving before. He had to half his speed immediately coming off main artery to avoid drifting into the wall. A wall which had multiple tire mark going up it to the top of the wall.

I will always wonder if anyone ever got slingshotted over that wall and off the freeway by that shitty Marble Madness exit ramp.

“We have this case of Bud Lime for you.”

“You have exactly however long it takes me to load my shotgun with rock salt to be outside of my firing range,”

Seriously, Gracy went to bat for the entire Human race.

Gracy, talking to the probe: “Humans are pretty bad from where I come from, but apparently I was kidnapped through time against my will by these humans, and even though they broke the laws of physics to do it, I think they’re a little better than the other humans so you should probably give them another chance.”

Why does Kid Rock look like Macaulay Culkin impersonating Kid Rock?

Visual effects comparison of the original broadcast & the Remastered versions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLV89tGBPM

Visual effects comparison of the original broadcast & the Remastered versions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Mqn5_fT48

I make money to care for my son.

And buy music.

The Sisko abides.

Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.

Ooo, Latin.

If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.

Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…

You should know that eating oats straight from a bag is healthier than making oatmeal.

There’s a balance between nutrition and taste/enjoyment. I’ve never been able to stomach more than a bite or two of dark chocolate at once, and that’s perfectly okay.

Ira pulls the new guy aside and whispers, “it’s Bashir. Bashir is the twink.”

Fun fact, that Stardate puts them just before the original series began, and actually very, very close to the supposed date of Kirk taking command of the Enterprise.

I have my suspicions about some people…

“And to this day, not one mall named after me.”