You pet the ears; my face is 100% buried in that fluffy tum before I’m mauled.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Team’s Secret Meetings With Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Exposed
5·1 month agoI’m all for it if California joins. CA for CA.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump Team’s Secret Meetings With Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Exposed
8·1 month agoTurnabout is fair play, then, right?
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News@lemmy.world•Morale is plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
8·1 month agoI think it’s probably with all of the fucks no one has for these bastards.
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News@lemmy.world•17 per cent of Americans want the U.S. to annex Canada: survey
151·1 month agoYeah, I don’t entirely object to the reverse (as long as California is adopted into the family), but making Canada part of the US? No thank you. Fucking crab bucket mentality; can’t let other people have nice things.
That’s been on my list of movies I need to show my partner for ages; I just haven’t been in the mood to ugly cry that is required before watching it.
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News@lemmy.world•Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence
15·2 months agoThe happiest of accidents!
OP replaces with Butter and ella. Seems doable.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Underpaying and overusing our roads: The true cost of drivingEnglish
2·2 months agoAnother one to block; thanks for the heads up!
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Underpaying and overusing our roads: The true cost of drivingEnglish
131·2 months agoUgh, OP created this account an hour ago and I’ve already run across several of their posts. I’m tired of the spam accounts.
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news@lemmings.world•MAGAworld influencers go silent after latest Epstein files dump mentions Trump numerous timesEnglish
37·2 months agoGotta wait for it to be daytime in their part of the world, after all.
I’m not even sure I read everything on here because it was an overwhelming amount of information. Excellent representation, for me, at least.
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politics @lemmy.world•Pam Bondi wants the government to create cash bounties for turning in trans equality activists - LGBTQ Nation
37·3 months agoPretending to choke on Trump’s tiny penis whenever the press sec isn’t doing it. Also pretending to be the Attorney General, but I don’t think she’s doing as good a job at that.
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News@lemmy.world•ICE agents tackle, arrest American citizen in Minneapolis
55·3 months agoOh man, stop, I can only get so erect.
I am extremely disappointed that I can’t unread this.
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
I identify more with the sun, here: unimpressed with the world and on fire.
See, the internet censors it for you; you don’t need to do it yourself! All I see is sh!t, p!$$, c**t, c0ckscker, m0th3rfuck3r, and tits.
Also, animals are extremely vulnerable when going potty, so I’d expect they assume we are, too; they’re protecting us at our most vulnerable. ☺️











In most Costcos I’ve been to in the last five or so years, they’ve swapped from foil to some papery wrap.