more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

Reminds me of Michael Buble’s cover of “Santa Baby” where he changed it to “Santa Buddy” to make it less gay(?) and it absolutely did not do that.

I’d honestly give it 50-50 that he was the one who came up with the idea for the cake XD

Didn’t trump appoint an FBI director with express instructions to find evidence of large-scale election fraud?

And didn’t that director, after some investigation, conclude that the system’s actually locked down pretty tight and what fraud does happen is so little as to not even show up in the final counts?

I looked it up, and they do! I think I like my chances of safety better without the gun XD

Some of the Summer Olympic events would be safe enough, I think

I don’t imagine I’d hurt myself in the 100m dash, especially if I wasn’t trying very hard

Winter Olympics, though! I might be able to get through the biathlon unscathed, but only because I have some previous riflery experience

I read something saying the Paris games had 2 per person per day, while these games had about 10x less

The island, or the game?

They would be bought for the purpose, not someone else’s =)

If I had one of those lasers, trying it out on some balloons is probably the first thing I’d do XD

We need a “wildly infuriating” community

Haven’t seen the original, so this is canon for me now 👍👍

Avian Intelligence XD

Gotta make sure the microbes in my fridge eat well 👍

I love Spindle!

Mmmmm… Soup 🤤

#GirlPower

Hi trans, I’m dad!

Artist is “Shea Parfait”, characters are “Hollyberry Cookie” and “Eternal Sugar Cookie” from a game called “Cookie Run: Kingdom”

They get put there by a man!