Ugh this was my mom’s furniture

Don’t have melanin

You forgot the film serials

I prefer Tourettes guy

Yes, because why innovate when you can grease palms

I have a heated mattress pad, because most of the heated blankets use this garbage digital display crap that breaks easily.

Mamdani is the first politician that makes me hopeful that the US might make progress into being FOR THE PEOPLE. Not FOR THE BILLIONAIRES

It can also keep the fridge running in an outage so there is that as well.

Then why did I just spend $85 to get this ID just to get on a fucking plane?

Look at that Fro he’s ready for the dance floor!!

Easier and healthier to get the vegetable noodles

Why not have those plastic handles on the sides of the doors that don’t stick out? They could even have covers for them.

Can openers, they’re cheap, I keep losing them, buying them, and finding them.

Bless your heart

Linux FTW

You forget the welfare payments when their business goes bust

I just bought the cheapest house that was bearable to live in. It was $40k cash.

I always remember him crosseyed on The Jerk

and most humans are unaware of how to fish, and catch oysters with their bare hands.

Okay then a million dollar company will pay for the Uber