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It’s not “memories”, it’s Photoshop.

“SQUIRREL!” [and just walks away pointing]

The hot dog will still be $1.50, but the bun will cost $6.00, condiments for $1.00 and a drink for $2.00 .

Cucumber Cilantro Dark Coffee Tea Tree Spearmint Clove Tomatos Pizza Hut Pan Pizza Clean Cotton (no detergent) Fresh Rain Hot summer night 3am Aqua Velva Dragons Blood Nag Champa

And this one is very specific. When you snap a banana off the bunch, the tip of the stem had a very clean, fresh banana smell, love it.

[David Attenborough voice] Here we see the rare hydrogen buses of the Serengeti refueling as they begin their annual migration to Disney World.

Due to national security concerns (or not) I am unable to answer that question. nom nom nom

Get back to me when it plays the Benny Hill theme song.

The Kirk’s come from a long lineage of Pirates. Everyone’s middle initial is ‘R’. It’s required.

I ordered pizza earlier, I’m super hungry.

The Internet thanks you for having the courage to share your deepest fantasies.

It’s that new word ‘Shmmting’.

LOL! What a waste of time. Grow food. There is no shortage of sperm in the world.

It’s called The Bible.

I would love for him to get closer to the ground, like 10 feet under. Satan… if you’re listening.

As if Snap wasn’t enough crap now we are on the AI scam. Just get a job at Micro$lop already you idiots.

SIP homes need to be less expensive.

Spelt is a grain. :)

President pedophile had another attempt on his life in DC.

Nah, that’s just his nightly sleep mask.

New caption: RFK jr discovers fresh roadkill.