We’re trying very hard to make the world a hostile place, but climate change won’t really kick in until the next generation.

Perhaps they should try a strongly worded letter next time? I hear that does wonders.

12 year olds aren’t children you say? You’re exactly the sort of person Elon would like to hang out with.

“Newly released”?? This came out many months ago.

Apparently “capitalism” and “market pressure” only work when it’s in the USA’s favour? The USA should be proud of Canada for acting exactly like capitalists! They are opening the market and letting the best suited and best priced item win. Isn’t that the whole point of the system?

*As he died.

This. I will forgive most driving indiscretions if I see a wave/acknowledgement of wrongdoing.

You’re the worst character ever, Coalie.

A military coup to keep a dementia-ridden, kiddy-fiddling, lying, raping felon in power will be one of the fuck-dumbest things to occur in the modern history of this planet. Can’t wait to watch it play out.

The Pinto became so renowned not because it easily blew up, but because people found out Ford had calculated the cost of payments to victims’ families and worked out it was cheaper than recalling all the vehicles and fixing the problem. Capitalism has been alive and well for at least the last 50 years.

TIL gubernatorial is a word. Adj of or relating to a governor.

I can see some gaps that could have been filled with more people!

Trump’s comments come as Republicans in Congress push a bill that would enable massive voter purges, impose photo ID requirements, and ban ranked-choice voting, universal mail-in ballots, and the acceptance of mailed ballots that arrive after Election Day.

And you just KNOW the Democraps are going to let them have it all too.

Yes but can you taste it?

Or perhaps he could loudly shit himself a few more times.

Halo 5 is only like 4 hours long. It’s absolutely pathetic, nonsensical and boring AF. Now you know all this, feel free to uninstall.

When I was a kid the CIA (and FBI for that matter) seemed like some magical force that was impossible to go against. Now I’m an adult I see the CIA as a massively expensive meddling influence that will do long-term massive damage to a country often for short-term gains. They truly are one of the biggest terrorist organisations on the planet.

What? If the country looks after the population, the population will look after the country? That would never work! You know, except for the various countries where it provably does work…

“With help from another community member”??? They don’t know how to jump start a car? Who the fuck needs help connecting TWO battery terminals? This is just bizarre, and probably fake anyway.