Me too. I was about to bust out some good wine to celebrate instead of the ok wine for Valentine’s Day.

Who have Professor Cheeto a 1 or 3? I will shit in their shoes.

I explained this to my oldest when he learned about the steam engine and how cool it was. When I told him it was the peak in power he was like “but we have nuclear and gas” and I told him that nuclear power is basically just a super charged steam engine, and nuclear rods boil water better than coal or gasoline, but it’s basically a steam engine. I went over how gasoline in cars was basically the same, but instead of steam, it used tiny explosions. We watched a few how it’s made type videos.

Do it. I’ll buy popcorn for the discovery phase.

I’d argue it looks like the aftermath of all that.

Why do you think cats are so loud when mating? Hooked penises?

Twinsies, almost.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sugar-vegan-bone-char-yikes_n_6391496

Because it can’t.

I had like 8 in the last 2 dozen.

Wetness is a liquids ability to maintain contact with a solid object. Scientifically, water is not wet.

https://scienceinsights.org/why-isnt-water-wet-the-science-explained/

https://biologyinsights.com/is-water-scientifically-wet-the-science-explained/

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/is-water-actually-wet-scientists-reveal-the-answer/articleshow/121693126.cms

https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/is-water-wet

Ackshually, water isn’t wet. Water makes things wet. 🤓

Think it was Star Trek Online. There’s a cut scene where he dies, and Worf loses it.

About 30% of adult Americans voted for trump in 2024.

That’s not how roshambo works.

NYC is gonna go well for these Nazi fucks.

It means go fuck yourself. As in, take a big step back, and fuck your own asshole with a large inflexible object, like a baseball bat, or metal pipe.

Not entirely true.

I’ve called INS on several of my magat neighbors, and about half have been picked up, and while most have returned, 2 haven’t.

I don’t feel the slightest bit of sympathy for providing them with what they wanted.

More like this. Considering this is literally him for his final audition, with the wig.

Call the regime what it is. They’re fucking Nazis. End of story.