Me too, buddy. Me too.

Wanting what? Please tell me. Wanting what?

I smoke coffee, obviously.

Me, an intellectual: We are already in hell.

And strongly worded it shall be.

I don’t trust this. What if it is a lower grade of copper than advertised?

Ah yes, The Greatest Empire.

I am a 35 year old virgin, who has never been on a date. I should be even more cooked. But, that’s not how things work. Please don’t compare yourself with others.

First, focus on yourself. Depression is not unfixable. You should start going to therapy. It helped me a lot. And I genuinely believe that it could help you.

Actually that’s Sapphira, not Eragon.

Sounds like self-care. I would join but I am a dude.

This article: Buy Fornite skin guys, it’s really good, I swear. Me: Kindly fuck off.

No one has. Life is all about taking leaps of faith.

SEO is a grift.

Make baby, not war.

Great, indeed.

And the universe just goes on and on.

Well, a pleb just like us.

Sooo cozy… I love this so much.

“Stop insulting my girlfriend. She is definitely real and loves only me.”

Same. :)