How the fuck are humans still alive?

Well, so long as he gets to guest star in it, call a black person the n word to their face, and suck someone’s foot, he’ll be happy.

I KNEW he couldn’t help but watch it!

Sounds like He needs to get back to work.

Aww. No Twitter. But according to Musk and his dickriders, “We’re the media now”.

From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

“Blow it out your ass!”

Update - The Bootlickers were sent out instead

So they’ll all be in one place?

Notify antifa! Unleash the meteor!

You can’t say that word! Elon will ban you!

But who is 4chan, leader of Anonymous?

There, uh … there have to be … uh … there have to be less painful ways to do it.

So long as there’s a corresponding reduction in wages for Nebraska lawmakers …

I don’t remember asking Peter Thiel a God damn thing!

Waffle House: When the fighting stops, shit’s about to hit the fan!

What leads scientists to get the idea to do this kind of thing.

“Hmm … y’know what, Earl, I think I’m gonna look in this frog’s gut to see if I can cure cancer”.

“Capital idea, Elaine! I was gonna jam my hand up this rhino, but you make much more sense!”

And you’re just as edible!

Sleazy broker.

Palantir?

Why not Rai because of Valiant Comics?

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Steven Segal.

“I’m something of a hoarder myself … but only for this precious ring!”