Sex isn’t just one way, though… Or are you having sex with a toy, maybe? (I’m not sure if that technically counts as sex, if I’m being pedantic?)

Exceptionally dark humour - not sure I was ready for that one!

Wow, he’s doing a front scooter flip over centrepiece? That’s fucking mental man…

I don’t know how kids manage those landings (skaters are similar)

now he says he wasn’t in a fit state of mind? (When talking about his previous guilty plea - not the actual massacre) Outrageous!

That is amazing!

That would be more than one bone, though. Maybe the vartilage of the nose got somewhere when someone was kissing a starfish?

Wow, that’s promising!

I mean, the 35M is likely to do nothing towards the problem but it’s legitimately hard to crack so needs novel approaches and generous investment, etc

Wow, that took ages to parse. This is a great font!

I’d be open to regulating social media, but I suspect thinking along wildly different lines

Right, I get it! I was more: Jesse, WTF are you talking about?

The new laws required regulations to take effect, but those regulations never arrived.

Last week, the province told official interveners that it had indefinitely paused the strategy.

What the hell??

I wonder why they focused on teenagers specifically? It feels like they’re more succeptible on average but it’s fundamentally a human issue - these dark patterns exploit everyone far too successfully…

Thank you, I completely understand now

I’m not smart, we made this exact mistake as well

Is this the breaking bad meme deconstruction I’ve been needing?

What the hell??

Stop! We can only handle so many exceptional posts!!

Nice n salty!

Some sort or snoopy branding or something?

Cheap ass ideas, not as good as your the peanuts

The ballers

Stealers (thinking of stealing bases)

Swingers that miss (not supportive but funny)

Snoopies bandits

Great rant, I kinda wish I want so tired and could take it all in