I think it was mostly the very religious people who had trouble and there are a LOT of very religious people in Oklahoma.

I lived in Oklahoma for 3 years and it took me ages to find a group of friends who understood sarcasm. I mean, even the drag queen server at my regular bar seemed baffled by sarcasm.

Definitely not wasted time, those are great! And nothing says you can’t do both. I learned to crochet on a JoCo cruise - your Cthulhus would be well received there for sure I’m sure

I’ve got one of these living with me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyUALnj8V0

Or maybe 7

Perhaps a nice egg would help

Little kid me would agree about the difficulty with the “sp” cluster. “Spoon” came out as “psoon”.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the sausage

You might have heard of Adam’s Ale of you did enough crosswords

Thank you!

Years ago I had some imported drink called Jul Must. Haven’t seen it since. Came from somewhere Scandinavian. Weird flavor, probably an acquired taste, and I WANT MORE!

Yup! And you can get where you’ll step right over the garbage that needs taking out as you go outside and not even notice.

… there’s no need to prepare your keys to gouge my eyes out.

When I see women do this around me, I feel a little glad for them that they don’t need to do this and a little sad they don’t (and really can’t) know that they don’t need to do this.

I understand feeling hurt that someone might be afraid of me, but that gets erased when I exercise a little empathy for that person who is afraid.

My grandmother’s closet - old wood, old clothes, and mothballs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graffiti_(Palm_OS)

Sioux City birch beer is bright pink and tastes super weird but so good! At least it did thirty years ago iirc

I get that but you are not convincing me that this is good

Uncut Gems

A stressful two hours of screaming and bad decisions

There is no such thing as negative numbers. “How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?” This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I’m still kinda salty about that.