If anything they’re opposites

Feeling very vindicated in not knowing what the hell is going on

Ok now someone needs to calculate the cost per m²

Tragically dying a natural death after catching a 500lb bomb

Harris lost because she offered nothing to anyone.

That would be a good outcome honestly. As soon as it becomes a partisan issue it can get bogged down with everything else.

Can’t wait to see Musk and RFK in cabinet roles, real fever dream

It’d be kinda funny if after all this Biden just kills himself

Turning the big racism dial again, but this time just out of spite

Why’s there so much politics in our politics these days?

Your honor, I said it was “random” but never specified the probably distribution

Super Trooper Halloween costume

Man has receipts

Yeah but why wouldn’t they want to spend a bunch of money to make their solar panels 1% less effective for the benefit of the US imperial order? Just makes sense really.

Interesting offer, but if I vote Trump someone just offered me 3 votes in useless states and one of those books of Arby’s coupons. Any couner-offers?

I will honestly be surprised if the US ever again sends anyone farther than LEO.

Also: “Harris said she’ll try to negotiate an end to the violence. That oughta be enough.”

JFC this guy is supposedly a huge genius of campaigning? Maybe the Clintons really are trying to sabotage Harris

Heaven’s Gate with defense industry characteristics

And when you find that 1% that originated with communists or abolitionists or something, it’s even more shocking

So the plan is basically “how about you do this instead of us”?