To answer this guy’s question, yes, it would show up, because the alcohol is present in your blood, and thus, your pee.

It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn’t measure what you drank, but rather what’s in your blood.

I mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.

I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?

But what came first, the human or the egg?

Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

Ok, I’ll name this guy Larry.

Blue ink. Blue paper. Blue crystals. Blue legos. All things that are definitely blue. Can’t be any other color, cause they’re blue.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

Invites get sent out about once a week.

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Got any suggestions for another instance that doesn’t block much? (Or isn’t blocked much, I don’t know what’s happening.)