No nipples, no sale

🎶A cup full of purple drank
makes the shit go down
shit go down
makes the shit go down🎶

Or around 150,000 furlongs per fortnight

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

Or maybe Tom H-Bombadil?

What would the nuke be called? Fat Hobbit?

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New research has found an association between taking glucosamine, a popular over-the-counter supplement used for joint pain, and a higher likelihood of progressing from mild cognitive impairment to Alzheimer’s disease.

Ah, about that.

2024 Filton Elbit Systems break-in

The charges were secretly subject to a “terrorism enhancement” applied by the judge in a preliminary ruling of March 2025, but not disclosed to the jury and restricted from being reported by the UK media until May 2026. This was applied based on property damage and that “the activists were attempting to influence the Israeli government by restricting their access to weapons”. It means the four people convicted of criminal damage will face more severe sentencing and registration as “terrorists”, which will severely restrict their future lives after release.

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Curry, Lamb Bhuna, hot

Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it’s all about Fuselage in the Garage

Dang ol’ Gilgamesh, man, talkin’ ‘bout a king, man, down in Uruk. He just, talkin’ ‘bout, tormentin’ them folks, man, makin’ ‘em all mad, I’ll tell you what. They cryin’ out, man, ‘Send us a companion, man, save us from that madness!’ Then dang ol’ Enkidu, wild man, talkin’ ‘bout from the forest, man, comes to the city. They fightin’ in the temple, man, fightin’ in the streets, man. Gilgamesh, man, he beats him, but then they become, talkin’ 'bout, real great friends, man. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, man, down in Uruk.

God, this country is so depressingly intolerant.

Rub some salt in that and name it ‘Map of the Free Americas’

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Reform copying the MAGA playbook so blatantly I wonder if they’ll try and build a ballroom on the side of #10