This country is obviously in decline, cold tea

Why have I bought airpods two months ago? I should’ve just stick bananas in my ears

I need to remember these techniques when I will investigate a cookie crime with my little daughter: who was the perpetrator? Who has eaten all of them? Was it a little girl? The best girl in the world maybe? - so I have to stick with the first question only, otherwise she might accuse herself unintentionally

Checked illustrations, shed a tear, bought one to read to my daughter.

Thanks, as I was as lost as the person who has asked. Is he controversial because of something interesting or just another bigot?

Talk with them, set the rules, consent is the key.

Treat them with respect and kindness and they won’t be aggressive.

Just wait for a couple of weeks more and it stops

I don’t know what I did in my life to deserve her, but among other things, she is a sound sleeper

With a kid and full time job (home office though), I would need to reduce sleep to get any time for side projects, gym or hobbies. I am not sure it would be wise.

There’s a long goodbye, and it happens every day, when some passerby invites your eye to come his way

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

Dr. Pugson

I didn’t ask for it

I can relate to that. Nothing too special to celebrate.

This shit made me cry

Took me 5 minutes to understand and appreciate this comment

The last photos they ever took

Not fat, ideal body form, I’d even say: superior

he doesn’t reply to the messages, it seems