Listen, all y’all, it’s a sabotage
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jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•kid rock - cool daddy 🤢English
6·3 days agoThe underage girls will be blamed for their own abuse.
With some, that might be the problem. They expect their God to come kill everyone soon anyway (the way there has always been sects of Christians expecting the apocalpyse soon since Christianity was born), so why try to make the world better?
Also seem to be the ones most insistent on pushing young people to have children…
How can you have children and not be concerned about the world you’re creating for them?
As an accomplished wizard, I can definitively state that fireball is the first, best solution to all problems.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•been both sides of that counterEnglish
332·7 days agoYeah, public transit is great for many reasons, but reliability in bad weather is not one of them.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•been both sides of that counterEnglish
143·7 days agoPublic transit suffers in bad weather just as much as car traffic.
Trains just end up moving slower, trees fall down on tracks. Busses are just big cars and need to drive on the same roads as the cars do.
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jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•gmail is the signal of the richEnglish
2·7 days agoAnd Mr. Webber here, doing all this on his university email account…
Can I get some meatballs or a few sheets of particle board?
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Like cops yelling “Stop Resisting” while they beat you with their batons.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•business is not about money it's about dreams xDEnglish
2·10 days agoAnd like dreams AI money just disappears into the aether when you look away
It was more than 4 stars, it included a few more stars to form the bear’s long tail.
“But bears don’t have long tails…”
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
3·10 days agoIn any case, it’s careless driving, because even a snowman built from freshly fallen snow is going to mess up your car if you hit it.
If the snowman has been out a few days, it’s probably icy and would damage more.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
86·10 days agoEven if it was just a snowman, that would damage your pretty car.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Consequences for hit-and-run on a snowmanEnglish
4·10 days agoHow exactly did this mustang hit a snowman?
What if, while the mustang was driving toward the snowman, a kid was lying in the snow making a snow angel?
That’s absolutely not the deal I expected him to negotiate
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Misplaced PrioritiesEnglish
11·10 days agoThe only windows machine I currently use is my work machine.
It belongs to my employer so renaming “My PC” is accurate
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