Sounds like an old Excel easter egg

You have selected “regicide!”

Something, something, free market something

SOMEONE sure does and he’s not that bright 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

When I was a kid I would mix my peas and mashed potatoes together then make a sandwich with that. REALLY fucking tasty

That’s where you say one thing but mean your mother

Tastes like shit though…

Tasty bugs

Great music definitely breaks up the monotony of a shower.

I second this. I have one that hangs on one of the shower curtain hooks, and I even got a little suction cup basket to set my phone in, in case I need to change songs or something. Works like a charm.

Not sure if you misread my comment, but I’m saying there’s at least one brand of pods that you can compost

There’s at least one company that makes compostable pods, I don’t remember the name, but my roommate used to get them all the time

I don’t mind the beeping, as long as the microwave shuts the fuck up when I open the door. The ones that keep beeping should be Office Spaced

Fried chicken pizza sounds like it might be pretty tasty

Are you gonna get the big one too? If you don’t have it already

Fuck no I’m not. Frozen is never as good as freshly baked. But going to red lobster for the biscuits is like buying an airline for free peanuts

They sell the mix for those in grocery stores. Just make your own at home

LOVE that movie.

Nintendo has a family plan for their switch online subscription. Spotify too, if you use that. You can also check if any services have an annual or six month subscription tier. Tends to be cheaper overall

I did! Forgot about that one but you’re right it did, and I really enjoyed it too