I already have my “Barron 2042” yard sign proudly displayed. It’s never too early. The Barron/Hawk Tuah administration will be the first Maoist presidency in the USA

You tankies are laughing that Kamala lost but who will now protect black men’s crypto investments??

Praying that the 3rd would-be assassin has steady hands

I guess we’re all accelerationists now

People are rightfully criticizing Kamala for running a dogshit campaign but not enough people are criticizing Skibidi Biden. What has he done as a president for the past 4 years to make living in America less miserable? Why would anybody vote for 4 more years of doing jack shit while the conditions are getting worse?

Who knew that a Joe Rogan endorsement would directly cause a Trump landslide

I think Kamala wins. Biden’s walking corpse was a much worse candidate and he won in 2020. There’s no way that Kamala “generic democrat” Harris will do worse than Skibidi Biden. Especially after the abortion ban.

I think a Kamala presidency will be worse for America and the world because everybody will go back to brunch. If the orange man wins, at least there will be some pushback for the horrible things that America is doing

I thought this was Peggy

These pantry moths are fucking with my karma smh. I’m never gonna escape the cycle of saṃsāra at this rate

Getting stunlocked in the grocery store because there’s too many different types of fruit

Rest in Power

My removedober game this year is Dying Light 2. The first Dying Light is one of my favourite games. This sequel is not hitting as hard as the first game so far but it’s still okay. Smashing zombies with a baseball bat will always be fun.

it’s October 1st and Mao did literally nothing wrong

It’s gonna be Kamabla and it’s not even close.

1. The job of the USA president is to look good on TV. That’s literally the entire job. Or at least to not look like a complete fucking idiot. You can bomb a hospital like Obama did, you just have to look presidential while doing it. Kamabla is the perfect candidate because she puts a progressive face on a genocidal empire.

2. Americans yearn for brunch. They don’t care that the horrors will continue happening. They just don’t want to hear about the horrors. They think “if we elect adults in the room, then we no longer have to hear about all the horrible shit that our country is doing.”

3. People want to feel good about themselves. They want to feel like their country has a future. Electing the first woman president, who is also a POC, is a feel-good story. When USA does horrible things, it allows libs to say “This is not my fault, I voted for the black lady.” She is a part of an oppressed minority, therefore it’s physically impossible for her to be a genocidal oppressor who does the same shit as all presidents before her. Get ready for Woke Fascism™.

“The battle bus waits for no man.”

~John Fortnite

yoooo that’s literally me

If you like FTL, you’re gonna love Cobalt Core. It’s a 10/10 game

What kind of a sicko starts watching a TV show on the fifth season?? I know that the seasons are not connected in Fargo but still. The first two seasons of Fargo are bangers and you should check them out. The movie is amazing as well.