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I checked yes on that survey but only because my dog is vaccinated and I like how autistic he is. Not as autistic as me, but a few more vaccines and he’ll be there.

Unfortunately, someone neglecting to get their vaccinations is significantly more likely to kill an immunocompromised person, including young children and the elderly, than it is to kill them. That may include their pets, actually, but I don’t know much about diseases spreading from humans to dogs.

My kid does that even when they’re not having a meltdown

Your dead cat was a terrorist and your lack of sympathy for the plight of modern dinosaurs betrays your subjugation to the Anthropocene

I like thoughts like this. You take something understandable and scale it up to help people understand the enormity of something they otherwise couldn’t.

when i see teenagers on public transit putting their feet up on the seats I know exactly what they wish they could do to every single person there. they plot in their heads but are restrained by socially ingrained cowardice. their better natures barely mask their true desire:

pie people in face for tic tac

Modern timekeeping really is a ridiculous and complicated system, with highlights such as:

• relativity drift
• crooked international date line
• October should be the 8th month
• time zone sovereignty disputes
• the superstition of Numa Pompilius
• leap seconds
• Jesus’ birthday change

champ

English default on the internet is male for strangers.

Joke’s on you. We all know there are no men on the internet.

Are we making fun of content warnings? Cool, I’ve been hoping we could also start discourse about all these pink haired SJWs getting triggered and banning free speech.

Oct-kun dot top

Did you hack into his account and make him post cringe?

He literally said, “he’s hated by libs not for vile actions, but because he was rude”. He didn’t say that we see nothing else different about his administration or that we don’t hate him.

We are always laughing at him, never with him. There were some overly online weirdos who tried to make MAGA Communism a thing. A couple wandered in expecting a hostile response. We gave it to them. Simple as.

Are the Trump bits why people keep saying we’re crypto-fash? Because I’ve done infiltration work doxxing fascists and that is not how they talk about him.

Have you seen what forms of leftist action the US government treats as equally bad to Nazis and pedos? Nonviolent action, corporate property damage, and even Food Not Bombs events are treated as if the people doing them are criminal masterminds. The FBI has a history of infiltrating Marxist books clubs ffs

It’s very telling that “Death to all landlords” and “Stalin was okay” are supposedly more egregious and less on common than saying that Russia is cool and good.

Oh, and I just reread that and it literally refers to Russian people as “warmonger creatures”. What is wrong with these fucking people? How hard is it to just be anti-war? It’s not even a difficult facade to keep up if you wanna be all libbed up about it. Just don’t openly call for the working class to be thrown into the meat grinder.

“Stalin was okay I guess” is pretty funny. New favorite Guy In My Head is someone whose really noncommittal about Stalin.

Yeah, my online life consists of rolling around in a tankie pit and I’ve never seen anyone defend Pol Fucking Pot. Dude was a genocidal revisionist and the majority of the funding he received from China was US money that was funneled through China for PR reasons.

She posted the main news article being analyzed to her LinkedIn (I think as well as one other broken link) there, yes