ty for explaining the joke

The one thing that I appreciate about people pasting screenshots of AI answers is the notice that it is an AI answer and I can ignore it. I hate it when people copy paste the text and you start reading it only to realize that they wasted your time by giving you shit that you didn’t consent to

they don’t need the excuse

what are the stats on premature starter failure?

this just makes me want to cancel my subscription more

I really need to get around to doing that. It’s the one service I pay for.

The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though

also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose

I see a lot more fat guys at softball than curling, actually

thanks for reminding me how long ago broomgate was

this doesn’t show how bad humans are at detecting bots

that doesn’t seem to have been working

don’t give a shit

take my organs, practice cutting me up, burn the rest or bury me under a tree that you’ll see grow for decades

the problem is finding those forum posts

Google doesn’t return them anymore. I have much more luck with duckduckgo when I want to find an answer to a specific question

that’ll happen when you charge $10 for a sad little misshapen sandwich that took 10 minutes to make

I don’t miss working in tools & hardware

one lady stumped two of us one time when she started throwing her hands up exasperated and yelling about how the fuck couldn’t we know what a half inch drill was and her husband sent her to get this one thing

we were standing in front of the drills, including some with half inch chucks. we had asked her if she wanted the hand tool or a drill bit, and I thinks she’d responded neither or something, because we couldn’t figure out what she wanted and what we offered wasn’t right, apparently

like ok lady idk wtf you want then, but there are the drill bits over there, and the drills are right behind you. peruse at your pleasure.

and oh god the number of times someone came in for a plumbing item and assumed everything was the same size…

but can I light the solar panels on fire?

I take it a step further, I don’t just make sure that I take the right weiner home, I inspect it before I put it in my mouth. and especially give it a sniff test.

that would be the kid who punched a nazi, btw

yeah but I have to walk around to the other side of the bed to reach the other top corner

that’s a long walk for a guy who just carried an arm load of lightweight sheets up two flights of stairs, like let’s have realistic expectations here

doesn’t look like anything to me

that and headlights. noise is pollution, but blinding headlights are a more dangerous pollution (and also equally obnoxious as the noise)