Its owners called the vet because they thought there’s something wrong with its voice, but it turns out it’s just a little horse.

I’m a modest man

And more passionate than I have ever heard him

Likely not in working condition.

So he hasn’t tested it?

That’s easy because I never think very long

Now give a little plunger and some string to a sparrow and see how the horse likes that.

They will invite anyone who is bored of peace

The pedals still exist, but they have been put to the metal

And Red Hood’s origin story is a little Todd.

Oh no, it’s not forbidden, just very, VERY inadvisable.

You don’t become a mummy by being bitten by a mummy.

Yeah, well, part II of something being vegan is that it has to be accepted with consent as well.

Plus if you really regret not having children you can always become a foster parent/adopt.

On the other hand: what if you do have children and you regret that? Start killing?

I mean Beaker is the ideal candidate to be subjected to a laboratory mishap

Watchmen. I don’t know who I want as a human, but it won’t be Fozziemandias.

Wasn’t it tradition that Roman emperors were declared gods after their death? So maybe that was just his way of saying “this shit is killing me … Literally!”

They probably use exclusive paid sites. Maybe even … very exclusive.

I substituted the asshole with strawberries, but somehow it’s much too sweet. 1/5 stars

Oh, so the Minecraft crash logs show which launcher is used? I had no idea! Interesting.

Anecdotal of course, but I use it regularly and it has never crashed. I’m using EndeavourOS.