Classic

Well I don’t know what a 'cendent is 😂

It took me a long time before I found out how pilates was actually pronounced

How about “LutBotHeroLegroll Launcher”?

Yeah, I wish this post was presented more clearly.

What British people see :

“Colourado”

Wait, is that a thing that straight women just do?

If the vehicle is moving at a constant speed, then the guy should be moving at the same speed in the direction of the vehicle during the jump since they’re in the same reference frame, so there’s no reason why he would suddenly lag behind and jump onto the ground.

Edit: Damn physics classes conditioned me into always assuming air resistance is 0!

Arch linux + KDE

Yeah, I reached my digit quota that day.

The answer is 178,910,723.64382

Don’t ask me why I calculated that

The Snail Wars lore has been lost to time

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Did my part

To hide the fact that you’re an invisible person with a pie chart head

Nah, they have other electrons to spin around with. Unless we’re talking about hydrogen.

Terrarist

I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.

To be more precise, who is pooping into you right now?

Gradually decrease your intake of cold turkey over time until you no longer depend on it.