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Liberal institutions are designed to acknowledge oppression but not end it

FTFY. The system is still working exactly as intended.

That poor bastard’s trying to fill his hoopty with jet fuel?

Thanks, that’s informative! 🤘🏻

Care to expound for us less privileged?

Who has time in this day & age for all of their civic duties, amirite?

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While you still have the choice to. 😶‍🌫️

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Nevermind the downvotes. You’re technically correct, and that is the best kind of correct. 🤌🏼

Preach it, citizen.

… Oh. You meant in Star Trek.

Yeah, that was the first time (of several, so far) when I thought “Ah, it’s gonna be that kind of show. Good to know.” 🤪

Aww, who hurt you, poppet? 😂🖕🏻

The word you’re looking for is “syntax”, I believe. Also, a burp is not an opinion, nor inherently funny —contrary to what you seem to feel.

Ferreal. Fuggin’ squeakers. 🤌🏼

Yeah, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.

That’s not how logic works. When’s the last time you’ve seen that specific manufacturing workflow? Citation needed.

We’re all criminals to them —getting in between them and their money in our bank accounts. 🤌🏼

Did someone say “Epstein Files”?

It really should be. 😂

That pawn has seen some shit.

Just trying to help make the world a happier place. 🙇🏽‍♂️

Been there, too. Also, five witches, a mated pair of lesbians, and a small circus troupe, off the top of my head.

I mean, if I were one of the only twelve white dudes in the Jerusalem area at the time, I’d probably hang out with the other ones as often as possible. Maybe even a prostitute, who knows? It had to’ve been wild.