
Hey liberals.
We were right.

Hey liberals.
We were right.


You assume its rebalance would be in people’s favor.
Because being a cop is less dangerous than being a roofer.
If that doesn’t make sense to you, then congrats. You’re too smart to be a cop.


Mmm, prime face meat.


White supremacy is the only thing conservatives have ever believed in.


[citation needed]


Time to change that. If you “live” in a swamp, then you live in that swamp.


Irritable Bowel Times.


The Naked Time
Oh my.


Now I don’t want to.


Can we trust someone who proudly lies about having ever hung out with his neighbor?


It’s certified Unix by The Open Group: https://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/
It’s literally the most Unix-like (modern) OS there is.


Okay, have fun in a horrible car-brained gaudy desert city built on the bones of Pakistanis.
I hear the skiing is excellent.
No, liberals can never fail you. Only you can fail liberals. You have to pretend that Obamacare (née Romneycare, née Heritagecare) is the best we could have ever done. And pretend that Clinton’s NAFTA and bank deregulation were master strokes of socialism.
Plus you must ignore your lying eyes and truly believe that primaries are the only time to disagree even though corpo Dems did everything they could to sabotage Mamdami after he got the nomination.
Vote blue no matter who!
Unless they might actually be progressive.


Ah yes, the emirates. Famously free and unproblematic.
Dictator on day 1.
Deport 12 million people.
They weren’t subtle.