Huh huh you said glitch

Next up; admin instructions to translate LinkedIn spam to Jive

Oh no! If it succeeds, we’ll have a bunch of new programming languages

Finally! Faster than light travel has been achieved!

30 degrees Fahrenheit is below freezing

Cylopiy…is the plural? Kind of like octopi

Funny how legislators are scared of Chinese cars crossing the Mexican border

Ugh! Time to live in the ocean

What about hurricanes? Especially if they’re destructive

Find people and work together

Walk this way

Ok! When I run out of tokens…just switch to car dealership chatbots!

He cooks everything with magic mushrooms

Beer for my horses

Funny how # is used in some programming/scripting languages to ignore stuff…but on twitter to pay attention to stuff

Ahh! It’s darth Vader from the planet krypton!

<Van Halen plays in the background >

Awh man! I don’t even like paper clips