An unsurprisingly one sided perspective on gentrification with no attention given to the displacement and economic exclusion of those already living in those ‘ghettos’ and ‘hoods’.
It’s 4chan, obviously there’s no consideration for how something negatively impacts minorities.
Or “A1” if you’re the fucking Secretary of Education for the most embarrassing administration in US history.
“Okay, Judas Iscariot. I have a grand universal plan to eradicate original sin from the mortal plane. You have an extremely critical role in all of this: you must betray Jesus Christ, leading to his arrest, conviction and inevitable crucifixion.”
“Sure thing, God. What do I get in return?”
“As thanks for carrying out my plan exactly as I laid it out, you get several pieces of silver.”
"Oh and a sweet deal in the afterlife, right?
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And a sweet deal in the afterlife… Right?"
Shrek is the rightful king of
GreenlandEarth
The current head of Toilet Paper USA is a woman. J.D. Vance’s demon spawn just needs to develop some complications in utero and the prophecy will be realized.
Fiber? Why not try 800% of your daily sodium intake in each serving?
Beans beans the musical fruit
Whodas
New phone, Whodas?
I saw enough headlines between 2016-2020 to learn not to trust these copium posts. No, his supporters aren’t turning on him. No, other Republicans are not secretly plotting to oust him. No, he’s still not going to suffer consequences.
HIM wore black boots though
Powerpuff Girls reference
I’m at my happiest when I’m making a video like putting a strawberry in my butt and pushing it out
Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life
Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.
Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.
Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists
“But I’m straight”
“So is spaghetti… Until it gets wet.”
“Okay but that’s a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet.”
Don’t forget invading blue cities
"You’re absolutely right! Shaking the baby is incredibly dangerous and I told you to do it anyway! This was a major mistake on my end and I’ll do my best to avoid such errors going forward.
If you’d like, I can help provide resources on infant funeral planning or how to apologize to your wife when she comes home and sees what you did. Just let me know what you’d like hear more about."
But that would mean the bible is a lie. Surely a book that starts with a creation story, only for its second chapter to be a different creation story, and has 4 separate and often conflicting accounts of a Jewish, immigrant, hippy, socialist’s life could not contain a LIE!
It’s Always Cloudy in the United Kingdom, innit bruv?