I don’t want my waiter to leave me alone. I want them to be attentive to my every need. A good waiter knows how to appear just when they’re needed.

“What we did was reallocate resources and prioritize what matters, ensuring taxpayer dollars are used effectively while leaning in aggressively on preparedness.”

Thanks AI.

What a master class of negotiation strategies.

Oh man. I really love the British version of the office and Gervais. It’s so much better than the american one. He’s done some shows too. After Life and Extras are great.

That seems surprising.

Isn’t this the same guy that got caught in a lie and basically said something like ‘sometimes I lie to make a point’?

One of the world’s greatest inventions.

My plan if I go back in time is to only stay a few hours before I have to go to the bathroom.

Especially when the cops are the burglars.

Same for me. I’m completely animated and alive when it’s cool and overcast outside. Maybe even a bit of rain.

Very recursive.

Cars don’t have the ability to know more about me than I know myself, or empty my savings account, or decide that I’m a threat to the prevailing order by reading through the sum of my online content, or manipulate or replace me.

The thing is that everyone should have had a specific role and they didn’t. One guy said they were all kind of responsible for everything jointly. You can’t use this type of system for an activity like this. One person has to be specifically responsible for securely attaching that rope to her ankles.

Through your words and actions.

“Hootie tootie disco cutie!”