That time Bond wore Converse.
in a wacky space adventure no less
What’s the reason for those “ankle pockets”? Storing the sweat you’re get steamed in when wearing those plastic bags?
I think they’re diarrhea trousers
Ah and the airtight jump suits are for “splatter protection”… who wants to deep clean the interior of a shuttle after every launch?
The teachers at Hogwarts had to switch out their robes for proper sealed trousers for almost the very same reason:
probably
Mister Bond seems somewhat happy to see me…
yup
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It’s rather tame compared to Pussy Galore though
Moonraker … that might be my favourite of the first books, but the movie adaptation keeps little more than the title and changes pretty much everything else (and as a result ends up being quite bad and I know that’s not just me, it remarkably often appears in lists of worst Bond films ever).
and it is strange that EON never really did another take on this story
The original story from the book fits scary well in the real world of today.
and no fucking way Amazon would ever adapt it



