And don’t say beans or I’ll reach through the internet and punch you in the face.
Update 2
This was for a chili cook off my family holds every year. I won.
This entire thread should probably be tagged as nsfw
garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne, chopped onion, minced garlic, SALT, black pepper, Worcestershire, soy sauce, bay leaves, paprika, tomato paste, ground ginger
Beans, mf
Fucking BEANS is the answer
And onion, garlic, tomato, Bell pepper
But LOTS OF BEANS is the most correct answer
Agreed. Lentils can also be good if you wanna make it last longer but if you’re going all traditional chilli, its all beans dawg. Kidney beans, pinto and black beans are all good choices.
Something sweet like banana, pineapple, mango etc.
Now that you made it, cook spaghetti and pour some over for leftovers. Chili spaghetti rocks.
Tomato paste is good, plus some cumin.
Beans, peppers, garlic, salt, black pepper, onions, corn, beans, more beans, cumin, possibly some ground pork, as well as beans.
Also, tomato paste, some hot sauce, and beans!!!
A can of Guinness never hurts
Really depends on how hard it’s thrown
I prefer an ale, or barring that a pilsner
In a chilli it helps with the taste. You won’t taste the guiness on its own. I don’t like guiness on its own.
A bottle of India Pale Ale. A variety of beans: butter, kidney, northern, lentils, etc.
Onions, beans, cheddar, and of course the spaghetti. Gotta go with a 5 way
Update: It turns out I had more time than I thought to make the chili. Since everyone had a viscerally negative reaction to my use of bloody mary mix, I swapped it out, though I’m not sure my substitution will fare any better, namely V8 juice and tomato paste.
beans
Beans. Punch away. I would take the meat out of chili before the beans.
Tomatoes or tomato paste, spoonful of unsweetened chocolate, some red wine. And why the heck did you not start with an onion?
SALT, garlic, onion, tomatoes, and obviously beans, your threat be damned it’s the right call
