I never call it
It just comes when it pleases
🥇
Hi, I’m Lo Wang. I’ll be your acupuncturist today.
You no mess with Lo Wang
Johnson?
We’re not allowed to CRANK OUR HOGS!?
HOG IS LIFE AND NOBODY GETS TO TELL ME WHO I AM! AAAARRRROOOOOOO!
Oh god, I can’t escape THE PACK
SORRY BROTHER I DIDNT CATCH THE FIRST PART OF THAT SENTENCE YOU WILL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER. AROOOOOOOO
I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON’T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!
I HAD TO DRINK SO MUCH PRUNE JUICE THIS WEEK THAT IM GONNA HAVE TO MISS THE RIDE BOYS BECAUSE NO TELLING WHEN IT’LL FIRE OFF SO PROMISE YOU’LL CRANK ONE FOR ME
I’LL CRANK ONE OUT FOR YOU!
WE GOT YOU COVERED, BROTHER, BUT WE’LL MISS YOU! HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON SO WE CAN CRANK TOGETHER AGAIN!
NEARLY SHID MYSELF WHEN I RED THAT BRUTHER
GUBMINT INVENTED CLIBBINS TO STOP US FROM CRANKING OUR HOGS GONNA ROUND UP A POSSE AT BINGO NIGHT TO TAKE OUR FREEDOM BACK GOBBLESS
No, we’ve come full circle to Georgian-era levels of euphemism. Now, we instead “call on Mister Boopsy.”
Not if you want to be associated with Trump supporters
No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you’ll get a call back.
Mine is known as The Great Depression.
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
I think they mean it in more of a topogical sense, maybe. Could be either/both.
mister boopsy fucking killed me
… And he can do it again in 2-5 hours ;)
##Verse 1
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy
It’s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world’s biggest prick
##Verse 2
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don’t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won’t come back
[Outro (spoken)] Thank you very much
Now sit on my face and tell me that you love me
Armstrong and Miller, for those that were wondering.Whoops. I was mistaken. It’s Monty Python.
If he calls it a knob, he’s not just British, he’s Bri’ish.
Or Juicy J
No he’s a noob nob ‘cause it’s “nob” not “knob”
(British)^2
When not referred to by its proper name, His Majesty is known as the womb hammer or the flesh dagger.
M’Lord
Member
Awkward sex ed teacher
Bonus awkward points if they’re still wearing their Members Only jacket and still think that is very cool.
Reads too much smut
Read?! There’s words to read?
wand = double nerd alert.
I put on my robe and wizard hat…
I’ll put on a witch’s hat and then we can have a duel.
I knew a girl that refereed to her breasts as ‘the girls’ and dicks as ‘the little gentlemen’.
“May I come in, ma’am?”
I’ve heard the former a million times but I’ve never heard the latter.
Where’s pecker? Or pizzle?
I first heard pizzle in Kingdom Come Deliverance: “Are you pulling my pizzle?”
That’s where I heard it 😂
Stop yanking me pizzle!
You’re at least 65 years old
Or member.
Ding-a-ling: Chuck Berry fan
What about tallywhacker? Or schlong?
I’m always left out.
Saying Tallywacker will always make me smile
