• Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      Sure, here’s 50 cents for the coffee.

      Now here’s the bill for the ride, the seat cleaning where you sat, the new air freshener since that’s obviously been used now, my consulting fee, conversation fee, silence fee, and an additional 47.30 for various small consumables like oil, coolant, washer fluid…

      Adds up to 1.846,97EUR for the day. You can send that whenever.

      Oh right, almost forgot the €200 calculation fee.

      Also it’s a 30% interest rate per day for late fees