No don’t! He’s Schlub Removedath, the beast with a billion young! They’ll destroy you!

28*, she says she’s taking half of them now for the divorce

i HAVE LIKE 56 life-size pokemon plushes around me. And that’s it.

I had to start splurging on myself because she wouldn’t let me splurge on her.

My life is the saddest life ever posted.

Hot girl wearing entirely compression clothing

Me: you disgust me.

Trying to get the courage to DM you, but also too nervous 'cause I’m so used to mixing in sarcastic hyperbole with my real feelings to fake-freak-out about things. I hope you have good anime opinions.

Don’t.

This also goes for lossy girls too, while I’m being discriminating.

I’m desperate, but I still have standards.

I’m not going back there. I refuse. Just give me the GF and I can bypass the immense torment of being lead down those winding verbal corridors of singular "hey"s and the even worse “you need to like my dog prisoners”.

No. It was like reheated Matrix leftovers with no flavour.

This site is composed of 99% trickster demons with bad anime opiniond.

I give respect and hope to get it back, if I don’t [get it back], it’s ok, they just had a bad day.

Inscription of a mass grave of innocents slaughtered by government forces.

Yrah it’s good.

There’s a bike cleaning product company on there called Ultrafashs that has me suspicious

Unless those noises are combined with extratonal gabber kicks and pounding beats, it’s lame.

Any reason you can’t just use your phone at your PC for podcasts?

Liberals don’t get anything which is why the “it’s not my job to educate you” retort is so common among them.

IN THE DOJO SIMULATION

Morpheus, standing too close to Neo: You could be faster, stronger, better once you realize that perception itself is manipulated within the Matrix.

Neo: Could you tell me without spitting all over my face?

Morpheus: do you really think that’s spit that’s hitting you?