They could have tried binary but then they’d probably get sued by Games Workshop.

Not once she gets with Tuvok.

King: I just received word from the pipe - apparently he’s banned crossbows.

General: We’re still gonna use em though, right?

King: Well I mean not with all these Saxons around.

Just like his senpai, Putin.

Last I checked death still comes one to a customer, and comes in millions of forms. So what’s the point in worrying about the how?

Huh. TIL.

Clearly you’ve never had metalic candy. Yes that’s a real thing.

I know how electricity works, but without any technology more advanced than flint tools I’m gonna just have to go with “magic.”

I didn’t know cross-species relationships were called gay now. Seems weird.

He must be laying low, I haven’t heard a peep about him all week.

Listen up you leathery pile, your ideas are stupid and you should feel stupid.

Just this once can the news be about someone else being fucking stupid for a change? We already know we l our country is dumb AF.

When the good boy from Bumpkin County brings his goth girlfriend home for the 4th and she fucking loves harvesting crops.

That’s my opinion for this and that Walrus one.

It’s Homo Geophilidae and I’m calling HR.

To be fair they had to wait like 70 years to respawn female. Still not ginger though.

That fucking yacht never stood a chance lol

He’s already dead and incinerated or buried, so go ahead and run over them remains.

It’s likely that anyone with the technology to fly halfway across the galaxy also has the technology for xeno-grafting.