He’s lucky she didn’t shoot him.

A song from the DARK playlist?

Another song from the DARK playlist!

I have a friend who’s lived in the US for 30-odd years. Married, has a business and I believe has a green card. He’s visiting the UK this year and I am seriously wondering if they’ll let him back in when he returns.

Actually, yes.

Because there’s a war on?

We visited the Titanic Museum last year and took a bus tour of the Peace Walls. I could feel the weight of history in the city (and not always in a good way) but I still adore Belfast, although the new flats going up in the Titanic Quarter are a disgrace, IMO.

The people were great, as they’ve always been. Loved the food and the Guinness! The missus had never been and would love to visit again.

That’s correct. It’s the friendship between them that I am referring to.

Ha! We’re as bad as one another.

Ah, well I suppose it makes men feel more manly in the gym shower. If you’re a grower, nit a show-er?

It was a joke. Obvs not a good one!

It was a joke?

I always understood it was width, not length, that was important.

But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!

Or possibly …

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45735061

Weird. I didn’t realise all the American polling stations are located so near the borders with other countries.

Baked beans on toast.

It’s a very gentle show: just two good friends chatting about their lives. Gorgeous views of the UK too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortimer_%26_Whitehouse%3A_Gone_Fishing

Nope, it definitely finished, and it also nailed the ending, despite me being so utterly lost by S3E5 that I couldn’t see how they’d possibly wrap it up in a logical and satisfying manner. Season 3 was a complete mind-fuck and I nearly stopped watching; in hindsight it was incredible. It’s the sort of show which is actually better on a second viewing, where you know the basic plot and can focus on the characters and foreshadowing.

Sadly, the follow-up 1899 was cancelled after one season, so we were left with a massive cliffhanger.

My favourite of all time is Netflix’s DARK. Only 26 episodes in total; everyone a work of genius.

Hmm, perhaps YouTube?