Breakfast: Greek yoghurt and honey, a ham and mushroom omelette, croissants and coffee. Don’t want to overdo it.
Lunch: chicken souvlaki and ouzo. Careful, let’s not ruin my appetite for later.
Dinner: three of everything from the buffet, multiple bread rolls, a large bowl of chips, seven desserts and a beer.
Nice mate. I was up on the north coast a couple of years ago. Loved it.
I could have opened my hotel room balcony door, and sat and stared at the massive fuckoff rock formation opposite the room for hours. And I did.
Lovely place. Enjoy your break.
Cheers, bud. We’re in Elounda on the east coast near-ish to Agios Nicolaos and it feels like heaven. The views are stunning and the weather is perfect. The beer’s pretty good too.
If you don’t pass out in a food coma then have a look at the night sky. If you’re normally somewhere with loads of light pollution (i.e. most of Britain) then seeing the full Milky Way is a real treat.
It is indeed. We live in rural Herefordshire so we are very dark at night.
Do you have a picture of said big fuckoff rock formation?
I do mate yeah

I’m no David Bailey so the lighting is all to wack, but I could quite easily sit there and stare at the side of that with a coffee all day.
Not a terrible view! I’d be happy to sit on the balcony with a fresh coffee, a book and nobody else to disturb my peace!
If a friendly local offers to show you old WW2 bunkers, say no and make it clear you’re not holidaying alone
Looks delish, I’d wish you a good holiday but sounds like you’re well on your way!




