That’s hilarious. (but delicious)

Pineapple bites back. I tried drinking whiskey and eating fresh pineapple once and screamed and threw my glass down

did you know that if you eat an entire jar of green olives in one sitting you’ll get explosive diarrhea? um, that’s what my friend told me

it’s a personal device

it’s a personal device

it’s a personal device

to a layperson it sounds like his gay conservative lover killed him for speaking out against injustice

right like hardware is extremely vulnerable to fires lmao

wouldn’t it be easier to sabotage tents with data farms in them

goon gatekeeping should be a cardinal sin

it’s a shirt

phones home by default to fetch its news and feed it to the admin

What is that and why is it bad?

you may want to turn that off before booting first time

How do you do that?

why does it matter if the gooner never played the game

to prove you’re human, enter your credit card number

god got the wrong one

Insthed he’l jusht shtay hoem shootin’ bears

Sending love your way <3

do people do ragebait here?

could not figure those out

um - - it’s a video game called Africa? maybe. Nintendo is completely out of ideas. They’re lazily flipping through pages of Encyclopedia Britannica and stuffing content into a game. The result isn’t great but it’s standard fare for them

this is such a weird way to use an education in latin