It’s classified; they’re still trying to determine the location of the other 98 luftballoons.

I’ve had good results with spatchcocking, which as a bonus also cuts the cook time in half.

Tbf I think you’re both kind of right. Complacency and hopelessness are two sides of the same coin and it’s bloody difficult to land the damn thing on its edge.

Used to make margaritas that way in college. Get the frozen limeade mix and replace half the water with equal parts cheap silver tequila and triple sec. Slice up some fresh lime on top if you’re feeling fancy.

They’re really good but will absolutely wreck your shit.

It has been 17 fucking years since i worked fast food and even just reading this phrase still makes me scream internally every time

Wow, they got like halfway through the narcissist’s prayer in under a paragraph.

Ah. Now I get why DeLauro endorsed this shit. Sikorsky is in her district. What a fucking sellout.

demolished his case for owning it

The “case”:

I’d put good money that he doesn’t understand the metric system. Just give him the measurements in cm so it’s a big number and he’ll be the proud owner of approximately half a park bench.

Nasssty tricksy anitfas

It really does feel like some asshat sat down and thought to themselves “you know what the satanic panic needed? More racism”

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Cruella

I almost want them to give Obama a second one just to see if it gives Donnie an aneurysm.

I mean, if what we call AI was actually AI, sure, maybe. This is just glorified autocorrect.

I think at the very least, when he goes, the absolute orgy of backstabbing amongst the various factions on the right will result in not a hell of a lot getting done for at least a good 4-6 months. What happens after that is entirely dependent on the timing of his death, who’s left standing at the end of said infighting, any major world events/possibly natural disasters in the interim, and (if he’s still in the picture at that point) Jimmy the Loveseat’s ability or failure to herd cats.

Can we also launch him into space?