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Take this to the next level. Adopt the classic “protection racket” business model. Offer a paid monthly subscription service to protect the homophobe from “being turned gay”.
Does it work on the frogs too?
That doesn’t come in the default protection service, no.
You’d need to add the amphibian rider. Note, this would not include penguin coverage either. You’d need to add the avian rider for that. You’re in luck though, we’re offering a “buy one, get one half off” discount if you subscribe to both in addition to the base coverage.
Look, don’t partial_accumen but I am going to buy the amphibian rider and a bunch of African tree frogs… In a few months I’ll be rich!!
the sorry is weak, should have just led with the “tell her she’s next”
Oh oh…
