Oh Canada, you silly goose.

Yup, and they’ve been whining about that and part of Colorado recently. Lol gfy Nazis.

Edit: “recently” it was like 20 years ago.

I took my kid out magnet fishing and lost the magnet day 1. Got it hooked in some broken concrete I think.

Non-nazis in OK? Good luck. OK is just North Texas.

https://youtu.be/8EAyU4wqWJQ

Or at the very least owners of huge trucks. I have to drive super aggressively in my Miata cause I know half those mfers aren’t paying attention and even if they were, can’t see me in a lot of instances.

Lol who says he’s going back to Mexico and not el Salvador?

Are we rooting for homicide, then? /s

Significantly smaller than Costco, which also has its merits. There are some similarities, but Aldi is much closer to a normal grocery store. Especially the proportions lol. They keep prices low by being super efficient.

Oh you’re in for a treat. Their stuff is euro standard. So healthier than equivalent American product. Also it’s generally cheaper than the equivalent products. I don’t know how they do it but their produce is always better than other local stores. I’m specifically talking onions and tomatoes. Even this late in the year I can get onions and tomatoes as good as the other stores in peak season. Obviously not as good as fresh farmers markets, but still good.

One weird thing is they have German week and Italian week, once every 4 months. So that’s annoying but it’s good stuff. The other problem is that there are Aldi groupies. They have products like coolers, chairs, candies, air conditioners and stuff like that, that last for a month, and then switch to other items. These crazy people will buy like 4 or 5 large “portable” A/C’s. Which is batshit crazy. So you’ll get a run on products that people have reviewed positively. There are local and national Facebook groups of Aldi weirdos, so if a new product comes out Wednesday morning and some Aldi groupies tries it, and posts about it. It might be sold out by the time you get off work that afternoon.

However, all of their normal products that stay there all year are good too. So if you don’t feel like going out of your way to beat the… Strange people, you’re still coming out ahead. I don’t have a sweet tooth but they have this chocolate parfait thing… Omg. Those are incredible. Congrats on getting Aldi, you’ll appreciate it. Unfortunately you will still have to shop at Kroger for certain things as Aldi just doesn’t carry everything.

Whoa buddy, I’m a millennial that grew up on solo girls. All I need is a tease picture and my hand. This fancy interactive shit is for someone else.

“ok, you mean like this?”

Pulls pin on tear gas grenade, dropping it on the floor of his office while staring him in the eyes

It’d just be nice for SOMEONE to make him actually explain how someone is bad, or stupid or whatever. “Ok, how is she bad?” Make the MFer give examples. It would shut him down so hard.

So you’re saying any AI gf has been trafficked?

When I got back from Iraq I was always on edge for like a month cause id realize I didn’t have it and freak out for a sec.

No idea, I guess they’re both time consuming, useful hobbies that keep you busy so you’re not in your head. I don’t have the natural talent to get into music, nor will the ADHD allow me to get into it far enough to get good at it. Gardening and smoking meats are kind of low skill hobbies without aggressive learning curves.

It’s not just homeschooled kids…

Coffee does fuck all to me, I don’t know if it’s the ADHD or years of drinking too much pop or something.

Shit man, that turned dark quickly. Although this wasn’t exactly the most light hearted topic to begin with.

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